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cumloverMira Group: Member - Total Posts: 10
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Weirdest or unusual way you've gotten yourself off.
Posted on: 01/23/17 10:33PM
I got myself off once with a crappy squeak toy given to me as a gift. I was bored in my house and just decided to use that while watching some hentai

Omni_Slayer Group: Member - Total Posts: 156
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Posted on: 01/24/17 01:13AM
I've anally penetrated myself with a nice pair of Nunchaku I own. I guess few can say they've masturbated with an actual weapon lol.

cumloverMira Group: Member - Total Posts: 10
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Posted on: 01/24/17 10:17AM
Omni_Slayer said:
I've anally penetrated myself with a nice pair of Nunchaku I own. I guess few can say they've masturbated with an actual weapon lol.
I tried to think of some joke involving a condition that's like dangerous for masturbation...but nope

Sounds cool though

Kirbyman01 Group: Member - Total Posts: 8
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Posted on: 01/24/17 10:24AM
Dunno if this counts but.
A gf once got me to use a jar of jelly to get myself off(just for fun i guess) She helped out a little so I guess it wasn't really masturbation?...maybe?

Dirty_Harry Group: Member - Total Posts: 486
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Posted on: 01/24/17 02:58PM
Omni_Slayer said:
I've anally penetrated myself with a nice pair of Nunchaku I own. I guess few can say they've masturbated with an actual weapon lol.

Honestly, anything is a weapon. Funny enough, almost anything is a dildo.

Omni_Slayer Group: Member - Total Posts: 156
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Posted on: 01/25/17 05:49AM
Dirty_Harry said:
Omni_Slayer said:
I've anally penetrated myself with a nice pair of Nunchaku I own. I guess few can say they've masturbated with an actual weapon lol.

Honestly, anything is a weapon. Funny enough, almost anything is a dildo.


In the (false) words of Abraham Lincoln- "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough".

Nun-chucks are pretty conveniently shape for that purpose, and they worked well. lol

smackmybitchup Group: Member - Total Posts: 613
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Posted on: 01/25/17 02:09PM
I used a Crème Boston donut once. It didn't feel right, though.

I also did other weird things too but I can't recall any right now. It's probably best not.

Kirbyman01 Group: Member - Total Posts: 8
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Posted on: 01/25/17 02:15PM
smackmybitchup said:
I used a Crème Boston donut once. It didn't feel right, though.

I also did other weird things too but I can't recall any right now. It's probably best not.
It didn't feel right? Lol

I got a doughnut blowjob and that felt...good? So there ya go

smackmybitchup Group: Member - Total Posts: 613
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Posted on: 01/25/17 02:20PM
Yeah... I don't like gooey stuff too much. And I don't know, but the dough wasn't... tight enough to be enjoyable? And the donut was all crumbling anyway (I'm merciless).

doughnut blowjob

Like, she's eating a donut and giving you a BJ a the same time?

Kirbyman01 Group: Member - Total Posts: 8
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Posted on: 01/25/17 03:12PM
smackmybitchup said:
Yeah... I don't like gooey stuff too much. And I don't know, but the dough wasn't... tight enough to be enjoyable? And the donut was all crumbling anyway (I'm merciless).

doughnut blowjob

Like, she's eating a donut and giving you a BJ a the same time?
Lol I getcha

Well sorta. She placed a doughnut around my dick (the ring part) and just ate it off me. Then she took a different doughnut (a jelly one) and took bites of it before sucking off

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